Funny Love Messages : Love is a beautiful kind of friendship between two people, when you think about it. Your lover loves you for who you are and what you stand for. This person is in some of your most crazy memories. But you need to be playful with your partner if you want to keep the romance alive. You can show how playful you are by sending your lover funny love messages that are meant to make them laugh. Funny love texts are sure to make his or her day better. Now that you want to have fun, we’ll show you an example of a funny romantic message.
Funny Love Messages
If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!
I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram. I love you!
My mother tells me that when I was a little kid, I cried a lot. I realized today it was because I was missing you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.
If you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? Mine would be that our love lasts until I see orange in an apple tree. I love you!
I lied to you once. I told you I’d love you forever, but then I realized I couldn’t live that long.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
No matter what economists might say, you have no substitute. You’re my one and only.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!
I’m not a gambler but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you…
I have been developing wrinkles from smiling too much. Stop being so lovely! You’re driving me crazy.
You are my favorite collection of pixels. The sparkle in your eyes tells it all.
Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love because – monopoly is always damaging, and – competition improves efficiency! A pure economic theory of Love 😛
My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.
I don’t know much about chess, but I think you’re my knight.
It’s nice to have someone who’s there for you to share the chocolates. What if I hadn’t met you?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, a Sentence Without Spaces.
True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
Funny Messages for Girlfriend: Quotes for Her
My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.
I know why you work out every day. You want to look as hot as me, don’t you?
If you feel like getting a hug from me, just close your eyes and imagine I’m there. If you feel like giving me a kiss, just close your eyes and I WILL BE THERE.
I’m so happy for you, that you’ve got the most good-looking boyfriend ever.
I love it when we kiss. Because you can’t kiss and talk at the same time.
You make things hard. I like that.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
I feel for you and totally understand if you get jealous all the time. I’d feel the same way if I had such a hot boyfriend.
Last night I was missing you so much, that I hugged my pillow and went to sleep. It was almost the same as cuddling with you except better, coz the pillow didn’t say a word the whole time.
I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery?
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.
Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.
I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.
I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.
Hey I’m not jealous. I just think you’re too hot for other guys to be talking to. The last thing I’d want is for them to feel bad about being turned down.
I believe in gender equality. So on our next date, I’m going to split the bill with you.
Did you know that kissing burns calories? Want to work out?
My love for you is like pooping. I’d be dead without it.
Did you know that men and women poop differently? Yes, according to science, it’s easier for men to poop than women. I feel for you babe.
In your wildest dreams, did you ever, ever imagine you’d have a boyfriend as hot as me? Aren’t you lucky! Just sayin.
You’re like my old car. It used to drive me crazy. I Love You!
I have to say babe, your choices are the best! You chose me, didn’t you?
Funny Messages for Boyfriend: Quotes for Him
Our relationship is based on one simple ground rule. You break my heart, I break your jaw.
I promise, I’ll never ever ask you to give me money. Except, when I go shopping.
I promise I’ll never be a high maintenance girlfriend as long as you promise never to be a dud of a boyfriend.
Our relationship is a two-way street. As long as both ways lead to me.
Every time I look at my fingers, I recall that even Saturn has its own ring. It makes me anticipate our marriage and gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.
I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.
Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.
You are every girl’s dream come true. But never ever take that for granted, else I’ll be your worst nightmare.
You can disagree with me all you want, because at the end of the day, we’re two individuals. I cannot force you to be right.
Our relationship will always be a two-way street as long as both ways are peppered with gifts for me.
Chocolates first, kisses second.
I know sometimes I can be a demanding girlfriend. But that’s why you’ve got hours a day to hustle.
Our relationship is simple. You do what I say, and I say what you have to do.
Sometimes I wish you were as generous with your wallet as God has been generous with your looks.
Our relationship is based on two simple rules. Number one, you do everything I say. Number two, never forget number one.
When it comes to our relationship, I want you to be stress-free all the time. Just keep calm and do as I say.
Whenever we’re fighting, always remember that every minute spent arguing could’ve been spent cuddling.
Never, ever forget that an angry girlfriend is a car without gas. You’ll keep paying the loan payments and it’ll take up space in your garage, but it ain’t going nowhere.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
You’re like a Bunsen burner. You melt the metals of my heart.
Although I don’t understand much about comedy, I confess that you make me giggle like a six-year-old.
Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like that about you. I hope you’ll always be my chocolate supplier.
Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?
Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken!
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter, so let’s make them brother and sister.
I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has, “No more tears formula.”
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I sent an Angel to watch over you while you were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
Be careful when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart because he may still have enough space for other girls on top!
Boy: There’s just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What’s that? Boy: Your last name!
Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend
If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
Way to impress a girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care for her, obey her, sacrifice for her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once…
Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!
If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.
Don’t be sad when you see your ex-girlfriend flirting with someone else. Come on dear, Learn to donate your old toys to poor kids That’s called ATTITUDE!
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.